Saturday, April 11, 2009

Life in a metro

Fancy dresses, passionate crowd and loads to shop are the images
that catch our mind when we think of a metro city. I wouldn't aver
that my stay at the silicon valley of India has been all rosy but
surely eventful ! Plunging into the past few months I could reminisce
some of the lessons that I have learnt.

The day started as usual with me and my flat mate leaving for work.
I had forgotten to take my cell phone but did realize it soon enough
to get it back. So there were we at the auto/bus stand waiting for our
savior to guide our way amidst treacherous winding roads. It was
unusual but we could hardly descry an auto near the stand. Eventually
a bus stopped nearby and around 10 people came out of it which
made it manageable for us to get inside. As we got inside, the mob
popped back in. We could barely stand . Just then I realized
something was awry and rummaged through my belongings. To my
astonishment my cell was gone! The moment I reacted the mob
dispersed from the bus. Had I not taken my cell phone I would have
forestalled the loss. With the heavy heart I realized It was destined
to go.

The next day I learnt about the similar tactics employed by these
pick pockets but it was then too late. I had to learn it the hard way!

Another enamoring gift of our metro is our dear salesmen/women.
Its usually morning when they would greet us with their inordinate
money saving notions . Their contention truly amazes me. They
believe its not apt to buy gifts as and when needed but to buy and
later introspect whom to present it to.

Not once but several occasions I have met officious sales boy with
his impervious gift plans. I remember I had slept around 6 a.m when
'my friend' woke me up in the morning 9 a.m trying to sell a head
massager. I was vexed by his infringement into my dream world.
As I opened the door he asked me to shake hands! How often
do we shake hands with strangers... that too while half asleep......
solely driven by the desire to shoo the intruder.

Although I knew what he wanted but I still repeated the same old
question. He wasn't ready to reply until I did shake hands with him.
He took out his head massager and started massaging my head for
demonstration. Now that's some relief :). He kept on showing his
gadgets although I refused to show any interest in buying them. He
just wanted me to have a look instead of buying it ! yup this was his
noble idea. He reminded me of those somnolent lectures where one
can neither sleep nor listen but is physically present. Alas I
could see the deep rooted professionalism in a metro.

How could one forget the rampant auto drivers and their sky high
rates. They long for Americans and north Indians both considered
as 'seths' (rich people) in here. They would ask 200 bucks for a 40
bucks ride. Their wangled meter and before time night charges
exemplify their cupidity.

Once in here one discovers the seamy side of the world. Its time to
get real ... its time to get professional.

Baki baba sab thik kar dega ok!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

The Day The Earth Stood Still

After loads of speculations I eventually decided to pen
down my experience when the earth stood still....

Yes ! ...... its the movie itself. It all started with the
fractured arm of my friend, my flat mate and me savoring
my elysian day off from work. As I was the most indolent
of them all I was doomed to buy the tickets for the night
show. If god is relentless there are better things to do
than watching movies in multiplexes.To my horror came
the movie Rab ne Bana di jodi with its exhorative promo-
-tions of SRK opening along with ours. I was there staring
at the counter with tons of people waiting to book their
tickets.

Man! now thats population explosion. I stifled my snicker
and floundered my way into one of the lines. Suddenly a girl
joined the line, a bit confused seemed apparent. With the
world so big and people so close she found her soulmate,
Auntyji , searching for the same cause yes you guessed it
right ..... Rab ne bana di jodi's correct counter...

The scene was going in the background when spotlight fell
right on me. Are we in the right line? Well I had minuscule
clue what they wanted but I was indeed enthralled by the
camaraderie. Instantly I was in a group of 'we' rather than
me standing alone. I suavely replied of the line being only
for the advance booking and me not for RNBDJ; as it might
have been of her interest. Well both ensuring where to go
made a beeline to the next queue for current show. With all
these drama around I finally got the ticket for the movie.
I wondered was it worth all the trouble. hell yah! not for
the movie but for the joke of a lifetime to follow!!!

We were there in the hall, cozy in our seats sipping coffee
when two genius joined us. They started arguing that one of
our seats belonged to them. Dude now this is hilarious, how
could we both have same seat number. The dude instantly out
of his sheer briliance unraveled the mystery and gave us the
irreproachable suggestion. Let's shift for the time being to
the next vacant seat. Sure! who wanted to squander the
moment on some needless discussions.

The first few mins with keanu Reeves amidst great snow and
an arcane shiny lump was about to take us into paranormal
world when we heard the familiar sound! The sound of our
genius confused friends ...... abe SRK kab ayega ! well we
couldn't stop laughing. Dude! its not RNBDJ ..... sry boss
mistake ho gya!They indeed realized quickly within 10 mins
of movie completely running in English.With no name of SRK
in the starcast but still hopeful of seeing their hero
truly amazes the love we share for our stars :)


Rest of the movie disappointed us completely with no story
but we did thank our prodigious friends for giving a great
start to the movie with his SRK joke !